White Zombie (1932)

199092_1020_A A young woman falls under the spell of an evil voodoo priest in this horror classic.

The Review:

Bela Lugosi
His beard in White Zombie rules!
I must grow one too!


Rating: 3.5 out of 5

Altered (2006)


Three men who were abducted by aliens as kids capture an E.T. to get revenge. Not knowing what to do next, they seek the help of their estranged fellow abductee.  Directed by Eduardo Sanchez (Blair Witch Project).

The Haiku Review:

Rednecks get revenge
Intestines are strewn about
This film is awesome!

Rating: 4 out of 5


Godzilla%20Tokyo%20SOSToho studios unleashes Mothra, Mothra Larvae, Mechagodzilla and Godzilla upon Tokyo once again.

The Review:

Matthew Broderick
Does not appear in this film
Therefore it’s not bad

Rating: 3 out of 5


The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920)

the-cabinet-of-dr-caligari A young man relates the story of the murderous Dr. Caligari in this classic silent film, but is the story he’s telling truth or delusion?

The Review:

This great silent film
Is honestly nothing short
Of a masterpiece
Rating: 5 out of 5

horrorOfDracula[1] Hammer Studios does Dracula with Christopher Lee giving his first performance as the Count and Peter Cushing debuting as Van Helsing.

The Review:

Lee as Dracula
And Cushing as Van Helsing
Does it get better?
Rating: 4 out of 5
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