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PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 8:20 pm 
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WE HAVEN'T HAD ONE OF THESE IN AWHILE.

THIS INSPIRED ME TO START A THREAD:

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NOW YOU DO IT.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 8:34 pm 
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Oooo, sparkly...!

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 8:36 pm 
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Hey girls, let's rent Near Dark tonight for the pajama party...OH MY GOD!!! :lol:

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 8:36 pm 
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Is Ruffalo supposed to be popping out of the top of a lipstick heart, because the placing of his head obscures the fact that it's supposed to be a heart, and just looks like Mark Ruffalo coming out of a weird, amorphous, Lovecraftian void.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 8:38 pm 
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I am totally gonna buy that copy of Near Dark for $8.99 at Wal Mart.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 8:39 pm 
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I love how the oversized, novelty lollipop is floating in space between Jennifer Garner's fingers.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 8:40 pm 
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Speaking of bad photoshop...

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Where can I get my Jason Robards bobblehead...?

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 9:08 pm 
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I am either too high or not high enough to comprehend that as being Sarah Jessica Parker.

What the FUCK.

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I DIDN'T KNOW SARAH JESSICA PARKER PORTRAYED JAMES "SPAGHETTI-MAN" SANDERS IN THE SUPER GLOBETROTTERS.

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JFelix wrote:
I DIDN'T KNOW SARAH JESSICA PARKER PORTRAYED JAMES "SPAGHETTI-MAN" SANDERS IN THE SUPER GLOBETROTTERS.


You're missing the key detail of the cover art: Shannen Doherty's feet are growing directly out of the top of her head. This movie (which is rightly considered part of the "Cinema Finest Collection") pre-dates The Dark Backward and should be given the proper credit.

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You're missing the key detail of the cover art: Shannen Doherty's feet are growing directly out of the top of her head.

Given her freaky eye, I can pretty much buy the idea of Shannon Doherty growing feet out of of the top of her head. As long as one is shorter than the other.

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Shannon Doherty's eye is like the FedEx arrow - once you see it, you will never be able to think of anything else when the subject comes up.

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JFelix wrote:
Is Ruffalo supposed to be popping out of the top of a lipstick heart, because the placing of his head obscures the fact that it's supposed to be a heart, and just looks like Mark Ruffalo coming out of a weird, amorphous, Lovecraftian void.


I kinda think it looks like Ruffalo being born, full grown, out of a cartoon vagina. The lipstick is just an odd visual non-sequitur.


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I kinda think it looks like Ruffalo being born, full grown, out of a cartoon vagina. The lipstick is just an odd visual non-sequitur.

A comedy for the kid in all of us. And that kid is Mark Ruffalo.

He's in your body right now.

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I like the way "Mit Lippenstift und Eiscreme" just rolls off the tongue.


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NOT A DVD COVER AND TAKEN FROM ANOTHER FORUM, BUT THIS CANNOT GO UNCHECKED:

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A scan of my never-opened laserdisc. Why not open it? Well I saw it in the theater and have an HD downconvert, and I'll only accept OAR for this masterpiece.

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I want to buy a house just so I can paint "UNCLE MARTIN IS SUFFERING FROM A LITTLE PROBLEM..." on the garage door.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:22 am 
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JFelix wrote:
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Haha. Alliance rules.

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I saw that new EatG cover at Best Buy, alongside the original. Someone at that studio has a sense of humour.

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Wow at the EatG cover, that is just...it deserves to be in this thread for sure.

Clifford is an epic awesome movie though with amazing cover art.


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Monterey Jack wrote:
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My favorite thing about Enemy at the Gates is that on every home-video release, they make sure to get the raised platforming credits in the exact same position, no matter what the rest of the art looks like:

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EXACT. SAME. TEXT PLACEMENT.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 8:54 pm 
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Nice Photoshop-botox, Harrison.

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Check out the new US Highlander cover, fucking stupid...

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And it isn't the Director's Cut - it the cut every other country, except the US, got when it was first released in 1986.

For comparison, the UK Blu release, and the original VHS cover from 1987(ish):

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I think George could easily outrun Nicole.

What a shit job on that cover.

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Oh good lord...

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Warner Bros. was always so good in keeping the original poster art for their DVD releases of classic movies, and they give us that for the Blu-Ray?! :down: In comparison, the awesome DVD cover:

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WOW.


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The size of that thing is ridiculous!
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you owe it to yourself to full-size that fucker to really appreciate it.

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That's Real Genius level bad right there.

I'd love to sit in a meeting when they OK these things, just to get a glimpse of what the fuck they are thinking.

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