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 Post subject: Re: Terrible Cover Art
PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2014 8:36 pm 
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There is nothing wrong with that cover, except that is doesn't have the perfect tits included.

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By the way, you guys should go back to page 5 for the "Monty is racist" bit, it's a fucking goodie.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 5:23 pm 
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JFelix wrote:
By the way, you guys should go back to page 5 for the "Monty is racist" bit, it's a fucking goodie.

:lol: I love forgetting about these threads, because revisiting them is hilarious. Can't wait until Alzheimer's kicks in for this to happen all the time.

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JFelix wrote:
By the way, you guys should go back to page 5 for the "Monty is racist" bit, it's a fucking goodie.


That wasn't funny at all.

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If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're not a racist.

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"SPECTACULAR" not referring to that cover art...

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And I thought the Twilightization of the Near Dark Blu-Ray cover was bad...:lol:

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They should just rename that movie "Elliot Goldenthal scores some bullshit story with some vaguely pretty imagery once every 25 minutes or so"

Because then I would buy it.

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JFelix wrote:
By the way, you guys should go back to page 5 for the "Monty is racist" bit, it's a fucking goodie.


That wasn't funny at all.


This post is a lot of things... But correct isn't one of them.

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 Post subject: Re: Terrible Cover Art
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And I thought the Leslie Mann airbrushing was bad on the This Is 40 poster...I actually think she's still an attractive woman, but Photoshop artists are always trying to make her look 25 (to say nothing of her "topless" scene in The Change-Up where she was walking around with GIANT FAKE CGI TITS).

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Hollow eyes, dead eyes, like a doll's eyes...

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Fuck it.

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The title so bland, they barely even feature it on the cover...!

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Considering they went from ALL YOU NEED IS KILL to LIVE DIE REPEAT to EDGE OF TOMORROW, I'm surprised they reneged.

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 Post subject: Re: Terrible Cover Art
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1631867/

Looks like it's official, even! That's hysterical.

Has there ever been a (mainstream) movie to do that? Just change it completely, rather than shortening and lengthening the title.

You know. Like (Meet) The Applegates.

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I Come In Peace is now called Dark Angel. Granted, that was the international title, but changing it in the US is a stupid move. About 10 years ago, there was a Samuel Jackson film that had its name changed after being released...formula 51, I think it was called. The funniest one I can remember is Dracula 2000, which wasn't released until 2001 overseas, so they changed it.

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 Post subject: Re: Terrible Cover Art
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JFelix wrote:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1631867/

Looks like it's official, even! That's hysterical.

Has there ever been a (mainstream) movie to do that? Just change it completely, rather than shortening and lengthening the title.

You know. Like (Meet) The Applegates.


That's fucking crazy!!! Why would they do that so soon after it's release? There were some people were just waiting for that one to hit home release (like me) and now they'll be even more confused when they go to find it online/at the store.

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Shame, as it was one of the best movies I've seen this summer.

All You Need Is Edge Of Tomorrow's Repeat Kill...ugh.

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 Post subject: Re: Terrible Cover Art
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About 10 years ago, there was a Samuel Jackson film that had its name changed after being released...formula 51, I think it was called.

Yeah, but that was before its US release (I think it was called The 51st State everywhere outside the US?), I'm talking post-release name change.

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JFelix wrote:
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About 10 years ago, there was a Samuel Jackson film that had its name changed after being released...formula 51, I think it was called.

Yeah, but that was before its US release (I think it was called The 51st State everywhere outside the US?), I'm talking post-release name change.

I swear it was in the US as well...oh well. Name changes don't bother me so much, since I grew up with them. In '88 or '89, I saw a Steven Segal movie called Nico (double billed with Police Academy 5 of all things). When I moved to the US shortly thereafter, I tried to look for it on VHS, only to find an identical movie called Above The Law. And soon after that, I noticed you guys had butchered Robocop and Highlander. No respect for movies here...

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I bet there's a huge segment of people that already thought the title was Live, Die, Repeat.

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I bet there's a huge segment of people that already thought the title was Live, Die, Repeat.

I did.

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Thirty-five bucks, and THAT'S the best cover they could come up with?

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Is that Reid?

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Holy Scheiße, you're right! THAT IS RIED!!!!

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Holy Scheiße, you're right! THAT IS RIED!!!!


He looks like he's about to shoot himself in the arm. Definitely Ried.

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Holy Scheiße, you're right! THAT IS RIED!!!!


He looks like he's about to shoot himself in the arm. Definitely Ried.

He is the only one with his finger on the trigger.

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