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PostPosted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 9:45 pm 
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I'm going to be the only one in this thread, but you guys should totally watch Drag Race: Season 7. It's going to be seriously fucking insanity.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 9:55 pm 
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AWESOME THINGS FROM PAST SEASONS:

Snatch Game is the annual episode where everyone has to do impressions and is pretty much the moment when you know which motherfuckers are getting the boot for being too obsessed with being pretty and no ability for being funny. Also it's their version of The Match Game because OF COURSE if there's going to be a parody of The Match Game on RuPaul's Drag Race, it's going to be called SNATCH GAME, these people aren't amateurs.


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 10:11 pm 
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RuPaul's Drag Race is the best show on television because I can't think of any other reality TV show where people have thrown up on the runway.

MULTIPLE people.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 10:07 am 
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RuPaul's Drag Race is the best show on television because a contestant was named Sharon Needles and they gave him $100,000.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 5:11 pm 
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I think the quote from last night's episode "Why did I fade into the background? I was wearing the lobster costume and everything" might be the greatest moment in television.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 06, 2015 8:17 pm 
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I WAS WONDERING WHEN THIS WAS GONNA BE A GIF.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 06, 2015 8:24 pm 
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Like, I know absolutely dick about fashion, but I know everything about being ridiculous.

And that is fucking ridiculous.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2015 11:41 am 
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JFelix wrote:
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I WAS WONDERING WHEN THIS WAS GONNA BE A GIF.

For the urban base-jumper about town . . .

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2015 2:34 pm 
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This is RuPaul's Drag Race. There's, like, a 40% chance there will be an actual base-jumping challenge.

Shit gets wild.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2015 2:54 pm 
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We catch the highlights on The Soup. Last night they showed the one where the queen spread her legs and a baby fell out on the runway. Fucking classic!

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2015 6:28 pm 
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See, Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 already did that bit two seasons ago and that queen got thrown in the dumpster immediately.

The fact that nobody took her to task for that is baffling to me.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2015 7:56 pm 
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Alaska Thunderfuck of course being the kind of person who, in tribute to Whitney Houston after her death, lip synced to "I will Always Love You" while two men pissed all over her face.

Alaska is insane/the most awesome.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2015 9:10 pm 
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I really hope Katya wins this season.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 5:46 pm 
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It took me hearing it 5 times before I could understand that it's "condragulations."

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The show is 90% puns and 10% close-up dick shots.

It's a good ratio.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 6:31 pm 
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I don't get any dick shots, even though the torrent said "uncensored."

So my ratio is 95% puns and 5% complete new words...

"I... think, I... over... thunk my strategy."

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Pearl is a stone cold dumdum (I would fuck the shit out of Boy Pearl).

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Watched one episode with das frau... course it's the craziest shit she ever saw, but the one thing she couldn't get over was how much Ru looked like (a black) Heidi Klum.

"Look, look! Total Klum. The way he holds his head and stares and everything..."

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Riedenschneider wrote:
Watched one episode with das frau... course it's the craziest shit she ever saw, but the one thing she couldn't get over was how much Ru looked like (a black) Heidi Klum.

You mentioning Klum sent me into a "Hey, what the fuck is SEAL up to these days anyway" Wikipedia wormhole.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 11, 2015 7:56 pm 
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Best. Show.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 14, 2015 3:40 pm 
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Aw shit, Katya's in town TONIGHT and it runs so late busses won't be running by the time it's done.

Gonna have to miss it. Saaaddddd.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 7:30 pm 
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Apparently RuPaul hated how the contestants handled the challenge this week so much she had the cameras turned off and proceeded to yell at them for twenty minutes straight.

I want that footage so bad.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 22, 2015 7:27 pm 
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The producers of the talking head portion of the show are not fucking around.

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This show is basically gay Tim and Eric at all times.

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Trixie Mattel shows off who she was gonna do for Snatch Game had she stayed on the show. The producers said no.

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PostPosted: Mon May 11, 2015 7:11 pm 
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No no no no no no nonononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono
nonononononononononononononononononononononononononooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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This is seriously the first time in seven seasons I have absolutely zero invested in the top 3, outside of wanting to ruthlessly bone Pearl out of drag (even after the thinly veiled molestation confession - i like 'em damaged). It's, like, Ginger's finally fallen into Fat Queen-itis and has become a total fucking unlikable monster and Violet is legitimately a horrible human being (IE: a 22-year-old).

Pearl... Has the ability to be funny? Pearl is basically the Peter Sellers of drag: no discernible personality on his own, but has a weird knack for sinking into characters. He also might be the dumbest person to be on the show. Like, shockingly dumb.

Just bring back Katya and give it all to the ex-junkie transvestite prostitute with self-esteem issues - which, by the way, learning about all that really makes the character a fuckton darker than previously thought.

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