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PostPosted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 12:14 pm 
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I invented anal beads.

Why?

I liked them up my ass, so I've been told.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 12:38 pm 
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 3:04 pm 
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Surf will never hold us down.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:50 am 
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This is the thread where Pender explains the 6 Star thing he does for each of his posts.

In case anyone was wondering.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 10:14 am 
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So he started at 4, now he's up to 6?

Good work, Soldier!

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 7:28 pm 
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If it were anal beads they would be more round and pleasurable looking.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:46 am 
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 10:24 am 
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Nice strand.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 11:55 am 
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It's from your winter collection.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:16 pm 
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Ericubus wrote:
It's from your winter collection.

Your name is better than Xam's.

Oh, and I appreciate your purchase and continued support. Anal bead entusiasm is a way of life and if we cannot keep connected to one another via strands of beads that we push into our asses, how else can we remain connected?

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 1:06 pm 
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Pender wrote:
Your name is better than Xam's.

Oh, and I appreciate your purchase and continued support. Anal bead entusiasm is a way of life and if we cannot keep connected to one another via strands of beads that we push into our asses, how else can we remain connected?

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Your name is also better than Xam's.

Thank you, I look forward to this summer's Beads Across America.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 1:10 pm 
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Remember to flush thoroughly before inserting anything into your ass. A clean ass is a welcoming ass.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 1:35 pm 
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I think I missed something...what's with all the anal bead references in the past 48 hours? Not that there's anything wrong with that. I fully endorse the use of anal beads, but there's a lot of anal beadage going on here.


Scary. :shock:

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:32 pm 
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I'm considering getting this for my wife's birthday. Is there a particular style you suggest? Glass, plastic, ceramic, silicon?

Do they come in his and hers?

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:50 pm 
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Xam wrote:
I'm considering getting this for my wife's birthday. Is there a particular style you suggest? Glass, plastic, ceramic, silicon?

Do they come in his and hers?

Despite living in a world with someone named terribly, there are many options for the modern couple in anal beads.

I suggest the his AND her strand - half of the strung anal beads are his and the other half are hers.

Glass is likely your best bead. The surface does not absorb rectum residue (for those times where cleaning your anus and ass are just not an option - but you still NEED a bead up your ass, we've all been there, so you know of what I speak) and they can be heated in warm oil or water. The structure will hold that warmth for minutes of sigh-inducing pleasure.

But, truly, the latest technology is in the stringing of your anal beads.

We have durable elastic strands that allow for movement while connected to your favorite anal bead partner.

We also offer flavored strands that can double as floss - when you are down there, why not give pleasure and take care of some vital hygiene at the same time. Flavored flossing anal bead stranding has been fully approved by the ADAA.

Finally, for the anal bead connoisseur and those special gift strands, I suggest our glass anal bead deluxe line that includes a fine selection of snoglobe effects or custom laser etchings suspended in each glass anal bead.

Add a GPS chip to your anal beads to always know where they are at or in whose ass they might be (we recommend this option for those with children).

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 4:54 pm 
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Pender wrote:
I suggest our glass anal bead deluxe line that includes a fine selection of snoglobe effects or custom laser etchings suspended in each glass anal bead.

:lol:

Tears. running. down. my. face.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 26, 2017 8:50 am 
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It seems like 7 years and some 3 months since I first recommended adding GPS chips to your specialty anal beads.

The SnoGlobe Effects Anal Beads (or Custom Etched Anal Beads).

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